Captain Bennett's Folly by Berry Fleming
Author:Berry Fleming
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9781453293959
Publisher: The Permanent Press
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Of course many details of the disaster only came to me later but I think it makes more sense if I run them in where they belong, what sense there is to be made. Many of them, now that I look back, must have been planned, whipped into shape, in beds of one description or another in which I naturally wasnât present: I donât doubt that Mrs. Lâs exit or incarceration was discussed in Stacyâs and Mammaâs bed (or bedsâvide supra), and I am quite certain that the Vidrine-Mollenbrink-Williams-(Bennett) exit from Pelican was discussed with Mrs. L in Nolanâs (or from NolanâsâI donât really get the picture of whether Mrs. L was seated or flat), and it is more than likely that Mr. and Mrs. Ship-n-Shore continued to kick us around when they went to bed or beds, and it is possible, if not so likely, that Nolanâs exit, the putting-away-for-his-own-good one, was discussed by the son-of-a-bitch and the bitch herself in the motel bed of Room 18 which in spite of myself I shared in about the same nightmarish way Nolan shared for a time Mr. Câs hypothetical office. I mean, if you get right down to the grass roots they look very much like the coils in an innerspring mattress.
As I put it together, back together, at just about the minute Mamma was raising her voice at Stacy to âGet rid of herâ (as if he could), Nolan was saying to âher,â âIâm wondering if Donald canât think of some way to get rid of these people maybe, or Ashalom, pack them off I donât care how, they bother me I donât know exactly why, something about themâ (Donald Dudo, franchisee-in-law of the Ship-n-Shore by marriage to Mrs. Mapleâs widowed sister who held the franchise), âdo they bother you? I think they bother Delia.â
âBother me?â noncommittal, always noncommittal.
âIâd really rather you had nothing to do with them, Iââ
âBut certainly.â
âI have a feeling something has gone wrong with their sense of beautyâdear me!â
âYes? What is it?â
âI overlooked telling Schurz about when Mr. C said to me, âA sign something has gone wrong with the Experiment, Nolan, is if something goes wrong with the sense of poetry,â dear me.â
âIâll tell him, Iâll see he puts it in,â giving the old apple a little higher polish. âThank you, my dear, thank you. Now I think Iâll call Donald, see what he can do, ask him to come over, heâll be glad to help.â âIâll call him for you.â âI donât like to trouble you, Helga my dear.â âNo trouble.â âYouâre too good to me.â âMy pleasure.â And on into the dovecot routine that I wouldnât inflict on anybody if I knew the exact words which Iâm glad to say I donât.
Iâm not sure whether they invited Dudo or not or even tried to call him, itâs all a little indistinct and cryptic in here like crab-shapes under the bridges when you canât be certain you see crabs or water-shadows, canât be certain of anything except that whatever it is is not where you think it is.
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